Wands, Sonic Screwdrivers, Steles, and more

twirlingtroye:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

perfection in three sentences

beckfreedom:

i have a ‘to read’ pile higher than my self-esteem 

notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

kuhamasisha021:

I’m willing to bet ALL MY MONEY that any Phandom member would have guessed this within SECONDS - WHO’S THAT YOUTUBER?

danisnotonfire tyleroakley tylan is a medicine for chickens with infections that you put in their water so maybe not that ship name..

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

troylerrocksmyworld:

trying to explain youtubers to adults is so hard like yes it’s entertaining to watch someone in their living room just talk to a camera for ten minutes

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

troye-trxye-tilly:

philmyjacksgap:

urltima:

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS AND IM CRYING

its time to bring this video back

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c: