Wands, Sonic Screwdrivers, Steles, and more

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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thequeerwholived:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

bruh what

tfios-chronicallyillgirl:

English: The Fault in Our Stars

Spanish: Under the Same Star

German: Destiny is a Lousy Traitor

Portuguese: Blame it Star

Italian: Blame the Stars

Indonesian: Blame the Stars

Dutch: A Flaw in Our Stars

French: Otherwise Our Stars

Czech: Stars Not Wish Us

Turkish: Under the Same Treader

Bulgarian: The Fault in Our Stars

perfectionot:

What? You are having a bad day? I will fix it.

perfectionot:

What? You are having a bad day? I will fix it.

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

vvoto:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped


is that dan’s hamster

vvoto:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

is that dan’s hamster

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

dink-182:

rainbowbarnacle:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

*SNORT*

HAHAHHAHA

dink-182:

rainbowbarnacle:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

*SNORT*

HAHAHHAHA

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

humoristics:

It’s amazing to see the different layouts/architectures

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