to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
English: The Fault in Our Stars
Spanish: Under the Same Star
German: Destiny is a Lousy Traitor
Portuguese: Blame it Star
Italian: Blame the Stars
Indonesian: Blame the Stars
Dutch: A Flaw in Our Stars
French: Otherwise Our Stars
Czech: Stars Not Wish Us
Turkish: Under the Same Treader
Bulgarian: The Fault in Our Stars
What? You are having a bad day? I will fix it.
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?
your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre
#I LOVE THE IDEA THIS MOVIE HAS#THAT TWO HOT PEOPLE CAN HAVE A BASE LINE OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER#BUT CAN CHOOSE NOT TO YOU KNOW#BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND#AND CAN INSTEAD FIX IT AT A NEGOTIATED PLACE OF THEIR CHOOSING#WHICH FOR STEVE AND NATASHA#IS WORK BROS WHO SOMETIMES KISS ON AN ESCALATOR FOR REASONS#AND THEN NATASHA GIVES STEVE SHIT#AND HE REMINDS HER HE KNOWS HOW TO JACK CARS (quigonejinn)
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them