Wands, Sonic Screwdrivers, Steles, and more

crown-queen-bambee:

blacknsioux:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

Nicki minaj voices her

I would watch this. Nicki Minaj actually does great voice overs so this is a win

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

itslittlealf:

Friends are the sunshine of life… 

oh my goodness sweet babies

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

itslittlealf:

Friends are the sunshine of life… 

oh my goodness sweet babies

whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

acumbercollectiveofhiddlestoners:

I laughed so hard I almost got kicked out of the theatre because of this fuck you Fury 

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

weareteachers:

 

The art of writing with rhythm. 

an-abundance-of-plaid:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

see we’re getting there

dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

supernxturalfandom:

thethroneofasgard:

thethroneofasgard:

One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.

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